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Unhealthiest snack possible

I am having a bet with my health teacher who is a total health freak who won’t eat ANYTHING unhealthy. If San Antonio doesn’t win the West in basketball I have to do 15 100 Meter sprints with 10 push-ups in between each one. If he loses I am going to make him eat something unhealthy. Anything of my choice. What is the most unhealthy product that I can go by Wal-Mart or whatever to buy (and enough to fill him up well). But I mean something really unhealthy and really greasy or sugary or salty, and he’ll have to eat it in front of the whole class. So what should I get? Thanks guys!

Funnel cake

Rat poison.

A cream filled sugar coated extra jam donut!
Sugar, bread, salt..yum!

Chili Cheese Fries

If it were me, I’d go to McDonald’s and get him a Big Mac meal! I nice big Big Mac with a medium or large fry and a medium or large coke! Can’t get much unhealthier than that!

A Tripple Whopper and large fry at burger king. A triple whopper is a lot bigger than a big mac. And its all sloppy and gross. lol

Maybe get a twinkie and fry it and dunked in chocolate, fried snicker bar (those are not really filling but heard about carnivals doing these and they sound disgusting – why fry an already sugar laden thing right) Outback’s Blooming Onion (I think Chilis and other places make it as well if no Outback in your area)…heres an idea too…Google Eat This Not That or Americas Worst Restaurant Meals

You can order that bacon bomb thing online.

Or grab a triple baconator from Wendy’s

BASKETBALL: Who the hell do Laker fans think they are

The only nigguh I got respect for is Justin M the rest of y’all can go drown in the pacific ocean i don’t give a sh*t
You guys are all like 11 years old and start crying when LeBron fans easily own you guys like seriously wtf grow some balls f@ggots LeBron is getting his ring this year I’m willing to make a $1000 bet with all of you on that because I know its true. You guys wont because you guys realize how dumb you guys are when you say LeBron isn’t winning it all this year
im not a heat fan i just have a brain and realize how good lebron is

Eat a nutsack.

LeBron fan?

When pacers win this series I hope you go into a spiraling depression and commit suicide. The world deosnt need morons like you.

You sound afraid. If you were confident LeBron would get a ring you would post this question.

LeBron will only get a ring if he comes to the Lakers in 2014. We will teach him some heart

We will sweep those faqqots

Do you even have $1,000? You were crying when you lost $100….”Waaaaa, Kobe didn’t get the scoring title. Waaaaa, I need to suck my mom’s titty…waaaaa.” Shut up kid.

Laker-tards have the worst supporters in the NBA.

Not even the Heat talk as much crap as they do.

just because El BJ has an easy path to the finals doesnt mean he is achieving greatness. Shoulda done it with the CAVS ITS TOO LATE FOR RESPECT FROM US NOW.

you don’t even have 1000$

You say all these things while hiding behind the relative safety of your computer screen ♥

Seriously. Get laid, get a life – do something with your time other than this. Prove that your life should be something other than an abortion or some sperm thrown away in a condom.

Why do some girls ASSume a guy is "gay" if he’s wearing UGGS

If you go to uggaustralia.com/history or shoes-boots.net or sheepskindirect.com you’d learn that the "classic" tall and short style of UGG boots were only worn by men. Men actually have been wearing UGG boots for nearly 200 years while women have only been wearing them for the past 10 years. I bet most girls dont know that the following footwear was first worn by men:
1) UGGS (worn by sheep hearders in Australia and in the USA male surfers on the beaches in the 1970′s)
2) flats (during the 1920′s and 30′s)
3) Gladiator sandals (worn by soldiers in the roman empire)
4) Converse (worn by male basketball players)
5) Vans (worn by male surfers at first in the 1960′s)

ALL of these shoe styles and types have at first been worn by MEN!!!
So if a girl ASSumes a guy is "gay" for wearing UGGS should a guy ASSume a girl is a lesbian for wearing UGGS,Vans,Converse,etc?

I already do assume girls are lebiahonest if they wear that crap.

Well because ugg boots are mostly worn by women and when we think of a man we think of manly things not soft furry boots. Chances are if he’s wearing ugg boots he’s into women’s fashion a lot and the probability of him being gay is higher.

i think it has just become the norm in society that girls wear uggs and guys dont people assume you’re gay if you’re a guy that wears uggs because they’re used to only girls wearing them

Because many guys do not wear them

this is really disrespectful you sexist

UGG should not be worn by anyone… they are darn ugly

My friend has a gambling problem, what can i do to help him

4 days ago my friend called me up and was in a real jam and asked me if i could lend him a few hundred dollars. I said that i recently made a big payment to one of my credit cards . Plus he still owed money from over a month ago when I spotted him on the opening day mets game that he has made no effort to pay back so i told him i couldnt do it.

he told me he lost alot all his money at the track and that he just needed a few hundred to hold him down. Since this was the day before the mayweather vs cotto match and i know his history of making bets, i told him "you better not bet on that fight tomorrow!!" and he said that he couldnt because he owed his bookie money.

Well yesterday He called me up and pretty much was pleading with me for over an hour to give him $200 to pay a portion of the money he owes the bookie because i was his last hope and he didnt want to ask his parents. this time he told me the entire story in that he made a bet on 2 playoff basketball games and lost both for $200. He got paid on friday and spent his entire check on the track and lost everything. and then He told me that he bet $400 on Cotto this past weekend and lost that too! Even after i told him not to he dug himself even further!

the thing that really made me mad was that He actually had to the money to pay off the bookie and gambled it all away and i told him if he never went to the track then we wouldnt be having this conversation.

I bacially told him that the timing wasnt right and that if i helped him then i would be putting myself in a jam since i have a bill to pay next week. I really wanted to help him and at one point he actually said "come on man, please dont make me cry on the phone right now" , but certainly not at the expense of my own well being. Should i feel guilty for not lending him at least something? Is there anything that I can do to help this guys gambling problem because i dont know why his family hasnt seriously done anything by now since they know he has a problem? He has a kid and the more he tells me things like this i lose more and more respect for him everyday.

In this case, lending your friend money to support his gambling habit is probably the worst thing you can do for him since he’s proven that he’ll simply use it for more gambling, which is getting him further into debt. Since you seem to be able to have good conversations with him, you might want to suggest that he contact Gamblers Anonymous (US) or GamCare (UK) for help getting his gambling under control. Oh, I know he probably won’t go, at least not the first time you suggest it. But every time he asks you for money, tell him to contact them and refuse to give him money.

get him a shrink

This is called co dependency. Imagine if he was a drug addict and you were lending him money to buy drugs. Its the same thing. Cut him off completely and if necessary end this relationship. He only views you as an ATM machine and he nothing will change until he admits he has a problem. I guarantee you he will keep asking for money.

Do not feel guilty. You would not buy an alcoholic a drink. He has a addiction. They may have tried. Addictions are very hard and some times one mans bottom is deeper than another See if you can get a paper from Gamblers Anonomous and put it in his mailbox

First, this man bet against the now 47-0 Floyd Mayweather?? So obviously he’s a bad gambler in addition to being addicted to gambling.Also YOU SHOULD NOT FEEL BAD. At all. If you relented and helped him out financially at all, you would prove yourself as his crutch. He has a problem. Worse than that he has a kid to provide for! To help this man, if you truly value his friendship, accompany him to his first few Gamblers Anonymous meetings. Make sure he’s sincere. And above all remember, you did not tell him to bet his money. Therefore it is not your responsibility to give him anything but support as a friend. Time and patience will have to be his sword and shield in order for him to break his cycle and stay off of it. The meetings work, they wouldn’t still be around if they didn’t. Good luck, and may the force be with your pimphand. Church

Your friend needs to see a special doctor about his gambling problem

Lost a bet, need to get studs, I’m a guy, help

Okay, so a bet was made between me and my cousin. We were to play a basketball game and the first to get to 51 points would win and the loser would have to get his ears pierced, so I lost 47-51.
So now, I have SO many questions. What kind of Earrings should I get? Where should I get it done? How much does it hurt (I’ve heard that it hurts not much)? If I wear them for like 3 years or something will the holes close up if given enough time? And how should I do it? Both ears or the left one?
Thank you!

Don’t get it done at walmart, claire’s, the mall, any place that uses a piercing gun. There’s so much wrong with piercing guns it would take forever to type, so here’s a link on why they’re awful: http://www.safepiercing.org/piercing/faq/#guns
Just do some research online to find a safe, clean tattoo/piercing shop in your area. It doesn’t really hurt. They will close up eventually but there might be a tiny mark, it just depends on your ears. It’s up to you weather to get both your ears done or just one.

Is it a foul if an attacker in basketball who has possession elbow another defender

Making a bet with somebody

If your name is Blake Griffin, you can throw as many elbows as you want and it will not be a foul (ask Pau Gasol).

If your name is anything else, it is a foul. Throwing an elbow is illegal.

Depends, if it’s in natural-movement, no.

If it’s elaborately sweeping at the defender, yes.

Yeah it is a foul. I have played basketball for 6 year now and everyone tells me it is so yes

It is a foul, but only if the ref sees it. The point is, is that if you are play under 14′s etc the refs do not seem to notice much elbowing. You have to react for them to notice it.

Yes. It is an offensive foul.

Depends. If the elbow was a natural movement, like doing a dribble maneuver or taking a shot, it is NOT an Offensive foul, as long as the elbow is not a strong hit. If the elbow is intentional, or if it is used to clear a defender to blow-by or to create space for a shot, that is when it is a foul.
In simple terms, if a player elbows a defender with enough force or in a deliberate maneuver, it IS an offensive foul

BASKETBALL: LMAO @Laker fans thinking there bad@ss

They have the stupidest arguments against LeBron.
I bet none of you nigguhs would come to Seattle and fight me

Bro, I live in a sandstorm in jupiter. GET AT ME, baby dick /

If I ever find you, boy, I’m gonna f*ck you up big time.

Lakers Fans: “I have swag” FUCK OUTTA HERE
“Kobe has swag” SUPER SWAG http://thebiglead.fantasysportsven.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/kobe-bryant2.jpg

They copy Heat fans 24/7 now they are wack.There is a Kobe Said now, it’s ridiculous lol.

Laker fans don’t have an argument and that is why whenever they try and point a flaw out of a player such as LeBron, it usually turns into a trolling/raging argument. They pull stuff along as they type and when its all said and done, they know deep down that they would do anything to have LeBron play on their team before his decision.

I will come to seattle and beat the hell out of you in an MMA ring. Who messin with ese, dont you know Im loco?

Shut up Icarly
Seattle is full of hipsters
Get mad bitch

heat fans are morons dont talk

TUNECHI!

haHaHAHHhahahhahAHHAhahahahAhahahAhahhahHHAH. i like girl fights

I need ideas for the loser of a bet.

This boy and me are betting on a basketball game. we dont know what the loser has to do so we need ideas. no tattoos. and were 15

well me and my friends always say the loser has to tell the guy/girl they like that they like them or we make them wear something embarrassing to school, like a awkward dress or ugly make up or weird glasses.

make the teachers face on the wall of school….
propose any unknown girl infront of u…
or u can bet it for money… or for homework lunch…
or u can make him ur slave for …time u decide..

Winner gets to design a T-shirt for the loser to wear for a day or even an entire week.
Loser has to shave their head.
Loser buys the winner ice cream.
Winner gets to draw a mustache/beard on the losers face and loser has to keep it there for an entire day.
Sometimes me and my friends bet hops/jumps. Usually we bet around fifty hops. The loser has to jump up and down fifty times. It seems kind of stupid, but we bet each other all the time so there’s always someone hopping. It’s actually really funny. (Except my brother still owes me around 300 hops.)
Or you could bet push-ups. Loser has to do push-ups.

Loser has to suck the other one’s dick, and lick their asshole.

lol jk, the loser can just give the winner $20.

BASKETBALL: Should I make a $50 bet on Mavs winning the OKC series when

I just lost $100 on a scoring title bet?

• no not until game 3.
• I already got 60$ on the Mavs and 100$ on the heat to win their series.
• If your a betting man you must
• Do you have a gambling problem? lol
• For goodness sakes! Please don’t lose $50! Im trying to prevent a upset on you losing the bet kid.
• Lmao mavs are going to get murdered this series
• Well you clearly have an impeccable track record . . .
• Sounds like your a gambler and like to bet on things, with any bets there are no guarantees but if I made that bet then I would want to get back more than what I am betting. So in other words if I bet 50 on Dallas winning then you should at least get back $250. If you go to Vegas right now and since they lost the first game then a $50 bet would bring you about $250 to $300. So if you got those odds then bet but if not then I would not bet $50 to win $50.

The odds are against Knicks, but why are many people saying they will upset Heat

The Knicks got swept in the season series 3-0 by Miami.
The Heat have the big two and a half Wade, James, Bosh.
Miami has home court advantage (one of the toughest teams to beat at home)
Betting agencies say Knicks are favorite to win
90% Yahoo Answer Basketball section have said Knicks will upset Heat
I’ve spoke to a whole bunch of people and they have said the same-thing.

I dont know just waiting for the game to drink some beer

Because the Knicks have MELO and Amare Also JR Swush!

People don’t like the Heat and they know this is a rivalry. I predicted that the Heat will beat the Knicks in 5 games for my blog (I predicted the outcome of every first-round series for my blog at http://bikinihill.blogspot.com/ if you’re interested in checking it out). Enjoy the playoffs!

because they don’t know basketball.

Well the Knicks have been getting better all year, so now they’re one of the best teams but in a low seed. So I guess people think it’ll be interesting because there’s a chance that Miami could get beat in the first round. Probably not though. Miami i’m sure will beat them.

Yeah Bulls swept Heat last year in the reg season…different outcome in playoffs
Knicks have Melo , Amar’e and Chandler when hes back after game 1…Chandler can stop Bosh

i see it being a close series if Chandler plays majority of the games and they can win then

not this year heat will pay for nba championship im not for the heat but no one is east can beat them chicago has too many injuries and aches and pains

They just want the heat to lose so much i think the heat will win the series since they have home advantage there are a bunch of haters.

Because it’s New York. If they were in any other city people wouldn’t be ‘loving’ the Knicks, because they’re a very average team when you look at the roster, and style of play.

As much as I hate the Heat, it’s gonna be Heat in 4, or 5.

Heat: Wade, James, and Bosh
Knicks: Melo, STAT, JR, Chandler, Novak, Harrelson dropped buckets against Bobcats lol, Fields and Shumpert have their games but need more consistency.

It all depends on JR and Novak in my opinion. When they are hot, the Knicks dont lose